Funny & Sarcastic
Venice Press funny and sarcastic t-shirts are original designs with dry, specific lines, such as Emotional Support Spreadsheet, Chief Overthinking Officer, World's Okayest Mom, F CAW F and Professional Chicken Tender Critic. Each tee is $32, unisex S to 2XL, pressed to order in 1-3 business days, and ships to the US and Canada.
The tees that get a laugh out of a stranger in a grocery aisle. Dry, specific, and written the way people actually talk.
Emotional Support Spreadsheet is for whoever holds the team together in a workbook nobody else understands. Professional Chicken Tender Critic knows what it did. Overstimulated Moms Club and Social Battery 1% are for the days that need announcing in advance. Chief Overthinking Officer, Driven By Dopamine, Sorry I Have Dog Plans and Gen X Last Analog Childhood each land on a particular person, and you probably already know which one is yours. F CAW F is a crow tee. Anatomy Of A House Lion is for the cat you are slightly afraid of.
Fifty-six designs, all original art, on 4.5 oz tees in unisex S to 2XL with free shipping over $75. If you want the version that is more tired than sarcastic, introvert and personality tees is the right shelf. Everything in this vein sits under personality.
Guides: Gifts for Teachers · Gifts for Coffee Lovers · Gifts for Introverts
Funny and sarcastic shirt questions
What is a good funny shirt gift?
Pick the line that fits their week. For a coworker: Emotional Support Spreadsheet, Head of Low Stakes, OOO Until Next Year, or Tax Season Survival Mode for an accountant. For parents and grandparents: World's Okayest Mom, Overstimulated Moms Club, Chief Screen Time Negotiator and World's Most Adequate Grandpa. For pet people: Sorry I Have Dog Plans and Anatomy Of A House Lion. Our gift guides sort more ideas by recipient.
What sizes do the funny shirts come in?
Every design comes in unisex S to 2XL with a slightly relaxed fit. If you are between sizes, size up. Measurements are in our size guide.
What are the shirts made of?
4.5 oz ring-spun cotton. Heather colours are a cotton-polyester blend. Wash cold, inside out, and don't iron the print. See our t-shirts page for fabric, fit and care.
How soon will my order arrive?
Each shirt is pressed to order in 1-3 business days, then ships within the US or Canada with tracking emailed. Made-to-order shirts can't be returned or exchanged, but damaged or misprinted shirts are replaced free.
