Word & Phrase Tees
Venice Press word and phrase t-shirts are text-led original designs: Chief Overthinking Officer, Driven By Dopamine, Keep Life Neurospicy, Romanticize the Ordinary, Kind To My Own Mind, Offline is Luxury and more. Each tee is $32, unisex S to 2XL, pressed to order in 1-3 business days on 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton, and ships to the US and Canada.
Shirts that are mostly text. There is no illustration to hide behind, so the line has to be worth reading twice.
Chief Overthinking Officer is the one people buy for themselves and then confess to. Driven By Dopamine and Keep Life Neurospicy are written from inside the ADHD experience rather than about it. Delusional Optimism Era and Romanticize the Ordinary sit at the hopeful end. Kind To My Own Mind, Aligned With My Abundance and Gentle Living Dept are quieter, closer to a note you leave for yourself on the fridge. 100% Organic Human Content is a joke about the internet that gets truer every year, and Apres Ski Social Club is not trying to say anything at all.
Text-only designs live or die on the print, so these run on 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton in unisex S to 2XL, with free shipping over $75. If you want the funnier end of the same idea, funny and sarcastic tees is next door. The gentler end is wellness and mindfulness.
Read the guide: Funny T-Shirts That Actually Land: 10 Picks.
Word and phrase shirt questions
Which phrase shirt fits which person?
Chief Overthinking Officer, Head of Low Stakes and OOO Until Next Year suit office people. Driven By Dopamine and Keep Life Neurospicy are written for ADHD and neurodivergent friends. Kind To My Own Mind, Gentle Living Dept and Solo Date Era are the gentle, self-care end. Aligned With My Abundance and Everything Always Works For Me suit the manifesting friend. For more picks, read Funny T-Shirts That Actually Land.
What sizes do the phrase shirts come in?
Every design comes in unisex S to 2XL with a slightly relaxed fit. If you are between sizes, size up. Measurements are in our size guide.
What are the shirts made of?
4.5 oz ring-spun cotton. Heather colours are a cotton-polyester blend. Wash cold, inside out, and don't iron the print. See our t-shirts page for fabric, fit and care.
How soon will my order arrive?
Each shirt is pressed to order in 1-3 business days, then ships within the US or Canada with tracking emailed. Made-to-order shirts can't be returned or exchanged, but damaged or misprinted shirts are replaced free.
